10 Reasons why spoons make great friends

1. U makes guitars out of them. (Rock on!!!!!!!!)
2. They r fun to suck. (Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
3. They hurt peoples heads. (INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE!!!!!)
4. U can eat soup with them (yummmmmmmmmm).
5. U can eat apple pie with them (yummmmmmmmmmm).
6. U can eat ice cream with them (yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm).
7. U can eat skate-wax with it (yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm).
8. Psychic people can practice bending them (commonly called benders).
9. U can dig out of prisons with them (JAIL BREAK harhar)
10. U can scratch places on ur body u dont want ur hands to touch (ahhhh relief)