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Einsteins arm
Today was pretty normal for Einstein except
he had grown another arm. At first when he woke up he was like wooooooooooooah but then thought (being a genius and all) that
he could probably make his own religion about it. So he sat down and thought up the basic rules of religion. Firstly any member
wishing to join must have a really good IQ like himself of course. Secondly an extra body part is optional but not a third
arm only Einstein is allowed one (or 3) of those so he could look all mad and original. Thirdly you have to be a wee dude
on the Microsoft word application that most PCs have. There werent many people to join this religion (which has been called
really really smart wee dudes) so he started to accept a whole (hehe) range of things. For example there is the paper clip
called Clipit (bit of a weirdo) even a dog and a cat got it in. This leads me to believe that Einstein has in fact gone quite
looney. But I still like the guy hes ok and occasionally hell bring some beer and cheesy snacks over to mikes place (thats
were Im now) and well mess about and have a laugh. But he does go into this really weird state of mind, in which hell start,
talking about pies or something I think it was the number of pies (god thats going to annoy me). Then came along this really
mad dude called Yamaha he claimed he was a motorbike and a guitar make. He was all metallic and stringy n stuff him and Clipit
should hook up later I think. Any who Ill right more later when Im bored again.
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