Contrary to popular belief windows cannot be used to infiltrate secret government buildings, but they can be used as quite good hats. It all started on a fine Sunday in November (fuck all to do as usual). I saw this duck (he looked really sad) so I walked over and started to tlk to him. I asked him why havent u gone south yet, he replied well its my arm it was broke and still isnt strong enuff to get me there. Howd that happen I said, well I got the bejebus beaten up outta me by Jimmy White. Shit 1 I said. So I made him a bet, you know to try and cheer him up, I bet you cant get into a big mad government building using only a window and ur wits. Alright he said but if I win u have to get bring me south. That sounded quite fair to me so it was a deal. I brought him a window and told him Id be back at this exact same spot in two weeks.

(2 weeks later)

so I arrived n stuff to the place id said id be and so did the duck, and wouldnt u know he didnt have nething to show me not a single piece of nething ( I knew he wouldnt id done this many times before). I laughed at him for a bit, but then he started to cry and shouting that hed never see his parents again and as he tried to kill himself by holding his head underwater (which we all know doesnt work cos ur brain forces u out) I felt sorry for him and even thought about taking him south. But then I thought well a bets a bet and ive never broken 1 before so im not gonna start now so I didnt. Instead I took back my window and used it for a hat (t had started to rain) it wasnt very warm but it kept the rain of me head.

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