10 reasons why I rock

1. My name has 6 letters (6 divide by 2 = 3 the magic number)
2. I used to have a collection of rocks (see the connection)
3. I have a green and black fluffy guitar strap.
4. I am not Steven ONeil.
5. I have my own religion.
6. I am god.
7. I have a pen with four colours (4 divide by 2= 2 *3=6/2=3 the magic number).
8. I know about radiators.
9. I own this website (along with Damian).
10.  I know the 5 times tables (5*3=15/3=3 need I say it again)