10 excuses to get rid of someone annoying

1.      My mum doesnt allow me to talk to you.

2.      Im sorry I need to get a shower

3.      Im sorry I need to get a bath

4.      My religion forbids me from being near you

5.      Im sorry I have to meet a bear

6.      Sorry I have an invitation to see the Pope/queen/king/anyone important really

7.      Im sorry I dont know who you are

8.      When they say hello shout ahhhh rape/fire/crime/food and then run away

9.      Im sorry I have to get a bus (then go and talk to someone else)

10.  Im sorry I have to talk to Jimmy Hendrix/Kurt Cobain/Charlie Chaplen/Einstein/anyone dead really